bad drawing – tom moody https://www.tommoody.us Fri, 17 Dec 2021 16:08:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.4 the technobabble happens here (part 2) https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2021/12/17/the-technobabble-happens-here-part-2/ Fri, 17 Dec 2021 14:36:54 +0000 https://www.tommoody.us/?p=43315 Continue reading the technobabble happens here (part 2) »]]> We've made fun of the hyper-punctuated technospeak of this tweet by Lozana_Rossenova:

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In terms of verbal communication, someone who grew up learning English in the classical sense might have no idea what any of the above meant. Also, what is a "PhD w/ Rhizome?" Is Rhizome.org now "accredited" is that just some fun thing? Must have missed this somewhere.

The tweet also comes up mysteriously short in the visual department. Those familiar with MTAA's decades-old "The Art Happens Here" cartoon know that the image was a blinking animated GIF (the lightning bolt trembled). You can't upload those to Twitter -- Twitter converts them to video -- but Rossenova didn't take that step; it was simply rendered as a flat .png. So much for net-art-as-inspiration (&more!). Worse, what is that swirly stuff surrounding MTAA's rectangle? Apparently it was one of a series of ambient backgrounds uploaded to Rhizome's server by an ad agency that did Rhizome's last design. It's basically decorative fluff and has no business being attached to "art" -- imagine a show of 1960s conceptualism at the Metropolitan Museum with Rainbow Brite patterns instead of white walls. So much for "designing archival interactions" and "interface transparency" (again, whatever those might be).

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more bad drawing https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2021/03/08/more-bad-drawing/ Mon, 08 Mar 2021 18:14:36 +0000 https://www.tommoody.us/?p=42149 gejle_armwrestling

G_ejle (isn't that what it says?) supports Mixed Race Arm Wrestling Day.

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diversity cartoons https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2020/05/14/diversity-cartoons/ Thu, 14 May 2020 13:24:47 +0000 https://www.tommoody.us/?p=40046 Continue reading diversity cartoons »]]> Lately we've noticed a decline in the number of those poorly-drawn, schmaltzy "diversity" cartoons on the search page of Eric Schmidt's company, the ones showing an endless parade of cultural others inventing nuclear fusion and breaking world sports records. The problem wasn't the others but the hypocrisy or redwashing since the company is a surveillance Satan dominated by white (and Asian) males. Possibly even the redwashing has grown untenable, with NBC reporting that the company is scaling back its diversity and inclusion efforts. In any case, good riddance to those drawings (if they have in fact gone away).

Update, March 2021: It was too good to be true -- the bad fake diversity drawings have persisted.

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weird alphabet letter replaces "L" https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2020/02/28/weird-alphabet-letter-replaces-l/ Fri, 28 Feb 2020 22:19:44 +0000 http://www.tommoody.us/?p=39859 Continue reading weird alphabet letter replaces "L" »]]> weird letter

Art Director: I asked you all to come up with your own ideas this month, let's take a look. What is this?
Illustrator: Well, John Tenniel's birthday's coming up, so I put Alice in the place of the "L" in the company logo.
Art Director: He's not a company-approved "other" but we'll let that pass. I see that Alice is facing the Cheshire Cat and one arm is forming an "L" shape, that's good.
Illustrator: Yeah, isn't that cool--
Art Director: But what about her other arm? Is she making some sort of semaphore or turn signal? What does that do to the "L"? Look, let's shop out Alice's body and just leave the arms. You see? What letter is that? Not an "L," right?
Illustrator: I didn't think--
Art Director: Right, you didn't think. This level of mediocrity is exactly in line with our usual daily artwork. Approved.

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bad g**gle drawing of the day - the spectators https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2019/06/12/bad-ggle-drawing-of-the-day-the-spectators/ Wed, 12 Jun 2019 10:48:49 +0000 http://www.tommoody.us/?p=38770 Continue reading bad g**gle drawing of the day - the spectators »]]> bad_spectators

As noted previously, Eric Schmidt's company greenwashes its diversity problem with an endless parade of cultural "others" on its main search page.

Above is a drawing cropped from the same picture as yesterday's bad G**gle image of the day, celebrating women's soccer.
These are the spectators, a happy melting pot of women waving tiny American flags. (With one male, wearing a lei.)
They are all reacting with identical robotic smiles as lady liberty smacks the ball with her shin.
The artist combines Norman Rockwell feelgood-ism with a kind of desperate propaganda style, like old Chinese Communist posters of happy factory workers.

Bonus: If you like women with tiny heads and big thighs, there is a monopoly technology company that openly displays them:

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This somewhat resembles the work of Matisse, except the poor figure drawing is unintentional. He also had a better color sense.

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bad g**gle drawing of the day https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2019/06/11/bad-ggle-drawing-of-the-day/ Tue, 11 Jun 2019 21:24:27 +0000 http://www.tommoody.us/?p=38766 Continue reading bad g**gle drawing of the day »]]> lady_soccer_liberty

The Incredible Hulk meets Pippi Longstocking?
Is it possible a human figure drawing could be more poorly proportioned?
How is it these artists always make the most dynamic moments seem utterly slack and lifeless?
Can this artist draw a round ball?
Would someone actually play soccer wearing a foam NYC tourist "lady liberty" hat?
Is that color supposed to be verdigris?
Is it better to kick with the toe or the shin?
Do soccer fields have small mountain ranges on them?

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crit https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2018/11/14/crit/ Wed, 14 Nov 2018 14:26:48 +0000 http://www.tommoody.us/?p=37798 bushesquehockney

hat tip bogchat

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divert and conquer https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2018/10/16/divert-and-conquer/ Tue, 16 Oct 2018 11:45:12 +0000 http://www.tommoody.us/?p=37648 Continue reading divert and conquer »]]> clemente

"Liberal guilt" is a term that's gone out of fashion but it's weirdly intertwined with the Silicon Valley brand of paternalism. Witness the endless parade of Others on the search page of a company that, according to Fortune, "still hasn't fixed its diversity problem" in actual hiring.
The image above, from a few days ago, depicts baseball great Roberto Clemente as seen by uncredited artist Roxie Vizcarra. (Subject and artist are never written on the page -- you have to click somewhere to find this info.)
Vizcarra renders Clemente in a generic "clip art" style, transforming him from determined sports competitor to slightly vacant pretty boy. Like many of this company's illustrations it seems oblivious to human anatomy and perspective illusionism. The batting arm, for example, appears unnaturally twisted and lifeless. Clemente stares off in the distance, presumably looking at a high pop fly he just hit -- but appears stupefied rather than focused. In fact, the baseball seems to have sailed past him and landed in a pair of... severed hands. Is that a heart-shape on the ball stitching?
The map of Puerto Rico, Clemente's home island, appears to have been conquered by the sponsoring company, which has appropriated the territory's flag.
The blue molecule next to Clemente's elbow does not mean he is also a nuclear scientist. That's the "share" icon.

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Google embraces high tech animation format https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2014/11/04/google-embraces-high-tech-animation-format/ Tue, 04 Nov 2014 21:09:03 +0000 http://www.tommoody.us/?p=26907 Continue reading Google embraces high tech animation format »]]> us-elections-2014-5687179812536320.3-hp

This terrible GIF comes from the omnipresently self-appreciating Google search page. You might have to look at it a couple of times to realize it's not a chimney but some kind of ballot box-thing -- as in, it's election day, look at our clever depiction. (But why is it spinning, mommy?)

But notice I said GIF -- it's not HTML5 canvas whatever, which was touted a few years ago as Google's next level surpassing of cruddy old GIFs.
One blogger received a sound hazing by some of Paddy Johnson's supposedly tech-savvy commenters for suggesting that a GIF was just as good and maybe better for what Google was trying to do on the search page.
So this is kind of a nyah-nyah I told you so to those geniuses. Google bit the bullet and went back to GIFs. Let's say that again...

hat tip Dadayumn

see also Dancing Psy GIF

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google dance analogy 2 https://www.tommoody.us/archives/2011/05/28/google-dance-analogy-2/ Sat, 28 May 2011 15:44:37 +0000 http://www.tommoody.us/?p=12417 googledance2

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Martha Graham vs Aeon Flux
hat tip j1p2m3 for Graham GIF and comparison idea

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