TotalPress WordPress theme scores low on "MobiReady" -- i.e., i hate the internet

The current mobile-friendly theme I am using is called TotalPress.
I like it OK -- it still needs a few tweaks.

My issues with it are:

--not crazy about the light-grey text in blockquotes --

I need to figure out a way to darken it

[Update: I changed the font color from #8a8a8a to a darker shade of that, #656565. Still thinking about this.]

--it's not as easy to "poke" the CSS as it was with my previous theme. I would like to "comment out" the theme branding in the footer but haven't figured out how to do it yet. [Update: Done, thanks to Rene Abythe for the CSS] Would also like to remove the phrase "comments off" that appears in each post; that seems like a needless provocation for the "no comments means intellectual fascism" contingent. [Update: Done]

--I tested the site on MobiReady and it got a low score. The reasons have to do with exotic web developer considerations that make an OG, HTML-era blogger such as myself want to f*ing hurl. It's painful to read that, in the course of making my site "better" on phones, I've adopted a theme that has the following negatives:

1. DOM element count is high at 938. [Update: I think I reduced these deadly DOMs to under 700, the acceptable range, by switching my Archives on the sidebar to a dropdown. That list was too long anyway.]
2. All page assets should use appropriate Etag headers to enable client-side caching and speed up future page loads -- No Etag header found.
3. JavaScript includes should always be included at the end of the document to avoid blocking the page loading -- Found JavaScript inside head.
4. HTTP response should be compressed using server-side configuration of GZIP or similar compression technology -- Gzip transport encoding not detected.
etc
etc

For what it's worth, a nearly pure HTML page such as this one also scores poorly on MobiReady.
They are freaked out because it's all images, even though most are in the 100KB range. I'm sure there is some low-res art that would be appropriate for your precious phone but I'm seriously not interested in making it.

responsive theme experimentation

Am going to be fooling around with WordPress themes in case you're wondering why the site looks different, at any given moment.

The purpose is to install a so-called responsive theme, one that changes the look of the blog depending on the size or configuration of the screen. Obviously this is motivated by the pressure of mass humanity's move from PCs to phones. Arguably blogs are a creature of PCs and if they were truly going to be mobile-friendly, each post would be 240 characters or feature a snappy video (plus lots of advertising plugs).

My dilemma is how to preserve some of the site's current customization using an off-the-shelf design. Problem #1 is where to put the sidebar links. The first theme I tried, Galaxia, moved the top group of links, called "Pages" here, to a menu at the top, below my name. I guess that's OK but then the links called "Links," "Archives," and "Categories" just disappeared. Adding a widget called "Sidebar" moved "Links" to the bottom of the page when the blog was in mobile mode. It's basically too much information to shove to the bottom of a phone screen.

Galaxia had a nice minimal design but it ignored blockquotes. All indented text was just shoved over the left. Not acceptable.

Next...

"The Affect of Animated GIFs" has a new home -- the Wayback Machine

James Elkins' 2003 book "What Happened to Art Criticism?" explains the absence of academic or peer-reviewed writing on contemporary art. In short, professors get no credit for it and are encouraged by their schools to write about older, more established subjects. Contemporary art discussion is relegated to newspaper ephemera, advertiser-supported art mags, and paid-for catalog essays.
Thus, it was mildly exciting when Art & Education was launched in the late 2000s and began publishing footnoted essays on contemporary art subjects. In 2009 they announced several such papers (hyperlinks omitted):

PAPERS:
Eric M. Wolf

Also, Stephanie Cotela Tanner compares the films of Roberto Rossellini with the art of Renato Guttuso; Sally McKay considers three artists who employ animated GIFs; and Vittoria Martini writes on the history of the Giardini and its role in the Venice Biennale, in a text reprinted from Muntadas/On Translation: I Giardini (2005).

For submissions or inquiries, email papers@artandeducation.net

While A&E Papers facilitates the distribution of scholarly articles online, the authors maintain responsibility for all content published in the A&E Papers database.

My work is discussed in the Sally McKay paper above, titled "The Affect of Animated GIFs." I had linked to it from my resume and press clip pages for several years, until the link went dead recently. I emailed Art & Education and got this reply:

Thank you for your email. Please note that we haven't had Papers listed on our site for over five years!

You can retrieve this paper via the Wayback Machine at archive.org:

https://web.archive.org/web/20110723015744/http://www.artandeducation.net/paper/the-affect-of-animated-gifs-tom-moody-petra-cortright-lorna-mills/

The exclamation point in the email translated roughly as "you idiot," so I emailed back:

I'm sure I've checked the link more recently than five years ago (link rot is a constant problem for artists with web documentation) but whatever you say.
Thank the deities for the Internet Archive.

Art & Education replied:

When we renewed our website in July 2017, all the old links that did not correspond to current content on the site became nonfunctional. But we delisted Papers from our site in 2012. The unlisted links might still have been functional but were not directly accessible from our menu.

This rather begged the question of "why" so I asked:

Why did you delist the papers? it's not very fair to the writers and artists involved. Hosting is cheap, it seems unlikely it was cost-based.

And received this reply (re-read what I wrote above about Elkins on the absence of peer-reviewed journals and prepare to cringe):

We did not have the editorial team to maintain that aspect of the site, and also we shifted our focus in a different direction. We are not the right platform to solicit and edit academic papers. That is better suited for a peer-reviewed journal.

It should be noted that when Art & Education launched it was touted as a joint project of e-flux and Artforum. A & E currently acts as a paid bulletin board for announcements from art museums, galleries, and schools, which is what e-flux does. E-flux still maintains the E-flux Journal, which is more in the nature of an art magazine than a scholarly journal. (You may recall that E-flux, brainchild of artist Anton Vidokle, recently paid $185,000 to acquire the .art domain and lost.)
Why the Art & Education papers were abandoned to the Wayback Machine, and not simply moved over to the E-flux Journal, is a matter for further research.

link rot central

You worked hard in art school. You developed a style. You found an appreciative gallery, had a show, and got your first reviews. Unfortunately these reviews were all online, so that, five years later, your CV has become a collection of...

LINK ROT

It could be worse -- your reviews could all be on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, buried somewhere in the cloud, invisible to search engines. Or, for that matter, they could all be in print publications, findable only by searching The Reader's Guide to Periodical Literature in the remains of a local library gutted by neoliberal austerity programs. Ultimately you will need a good memory and belief in the value of your contribution to keep the show on the road, because you can't count on the gatekeepers to keep their own shows running.

I regularly find broken links in my personal legitimation script. This suggested a snake-eating-its-tail regular feature for the blog called "link rot central," mentioning some notable links and information or theorizing about why they failed. These will be indexed under the category link-rot-central.

See also: if-you-love-something-let-it-go