"It seems your anger is escalating on the blog lately. I'm afraid you're going to kill 200-300 people."
This is really helpful feedback -- you seem to have a handle on the true nature of art and critical writing.
" -- Your blog could be next"
You're kidding, of course.
"Pepsi? Who is this nut?"
Someone who also thinks Jif peanut butter is an essential programmer food.