Mario Mesmer Messiah (mspasta-found vortex enlarged and mariofied)
Triffids vs Lipids (hat tip yert? for lipids)
Disco Beagle in Wormhole (hat tips sam and mmmmallory)
Learn something new every day dept.: the Dugtrio pokemon is a favorite for homoerotic fantasies.
Spacetime Tension Headache (Noisia's post; hat tip to mirrrroring and j1p2m3)