Tyrannosaurus Rex - "Wind Cheetah"

Have been listening closely to Marc Bolan's A Beard of Stars LP lately. Hated it when I was younger because it is so affected. (A friend calls this "Hobbit Rock" and Bolan's sideman was named Steve Peregrine Took, for chrissakes.) But the drony, double-tracked guitars heard through headphones have won me over and am giving the lyrics a second listen. This is a combination of Internet and ear ("day" sounds like "neigh" to me but it makes no sense):

Her with moon trodden prow
Herds of African cows
Graze on her beauty
Fragrant and pale

Young once, youthful still now
Muse to the willow and ploughed fields arched with orchids
Blooms of the stars

Day whipped his black dray
Opaque orphan of Ring
Myrrh coated rider
Ride a husband to Matron the King

Stream of yellowy mud
Run to the one that I love
Chained to the chalky
Chalice of night.

"Matron the King" was some serious gender bending for its day. "Ride a husband" for that matter. The whole line ties sex identity into a pretzel. She with moon trodden prow (not "her" but that's a quibble) is a river that runs like a cheetah--the combination of Africa and medieval Europe is strange and we may be missing something.

Update, May 2017: Finally saw a lyric sheet with Bolan's words. "Guider husband to Matron the King" is the main difference -- even stranger. Here's the official version:

Her with moon trodden prow
Herds of African cows
Grazed on her beauty
Fragrant and pale.
Young once, youthful still now
Muse to the willow and ploughed
Fields arched with orchids
Blooms of the stars.
Day whipped his black dray
Opaque orphan of Ring
Myrrh coated rider
Guider husband to Matron the King
Streams of yellowy mud
Run to the one that I love
Chained to the chalky
Chalice of night.

Worst Films of the '00s

(in no particular order, except Training Day)

Training Day
Road to Perdition (Sam Mendes--ugh)
The Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolutions
V for Vendetta (bad decade for the Wachowskis)
Wrong Turn
Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut (see the original if you can)
Minority Report
War of the Worlds (Cruise/Spielberg--nightmare combo)
Collateral (Cruise + "hit man helps cabby realize his dreams")
Changing Lanes
Batman Begins
The Island
The Incredibles (and all Pixar)
Assault on Precinct 13 (crapping on genius)

Top 30 Films of the '00s

(that I saw in the theatre and kept ticket stubs for [so I could do this post]--in no particular order)

The Fast Runner
Spirited Away
Punch Drunk Love
Dirty Pretty Things
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (for Gollum)
Igby Goes Down
Master & Commander (for genre subversion--the battle scenes are confusing, insanely bloody, and short so we can get to the Galapagos for long slow shots of weird nature)
Elephant
Kill Bill Vol 2
The Mist
City of God
I Heart Huckabees
Dogtown & Z Boys
Bowling for Columbine
K-19: The Widowmaker (a movie about failed military technology tanked? in 2002?)
Touching the Void
Open Water
Super Size Me
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The Aviator
Eastern Promises
District 9
Howl's Moving Castle
There Will Be Blood
The Aristocrats
Grizzly Man
Cloverfield
Coraline
Black Hawk Down
Inglourious Basterds