"Wonky Wank Variation" [mp3 removed - this track can be heard on Bandcamp]
This was already a pretty dumb riff so I added "Mo Tucker drums." A kick and two snares alternate and one of the snares adds a beat unpredictably. The hats come and go and feature what I believe is a flam paradiddle but I could be wrong. (It's not two handed but there is a 1/32 "grace" note between groups of four 1/16 notes.)