Unauthorized Use of THX Sound

"George, it's come to our attention that someone is using the THX Sound without authorization."
"Who is it?"
"Some obscure synthesizer fan site has a page called Famous Sounds."
"You shut down those little rat bastard motherfuckers, RIGHT NOW, you hear me? Get the lawyers on their asses."
"Gotcha."
"I mean, if these people are allowed to post crappy sound clips of the THX Sound, then every little rat bastard will be doing it."
"Gotcha, George, we will burn the motherfuckers."

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