Net concrète

Net concrète might be a way to describe the work of artists who sample the greater sludgepile of internet content. Using the wikipedia-simple definition of musique concrète as practiced by Pierre Schaffer and applying it to the art of the surf club artists (a breed that becomes logy and sluggish after a spatiotemporal environmental event known as "graduation," but here goes anyway):

1) [Schaffer] developed the concept of including any and all sounds in the musical vocabulary. At first he concentrated on working with sounds other than those produced by traditional musical instruments, removing them from their original context. Later on, he found it was possible to remove the familiarity of musical instrument sounds and abstract them further by techniques such as removing the attack of the recorded sound.

2) He was among the first to manipulate recorded sound in the way that it could be used in conjunction with other such sounds in the making of a musical piece. This could be thought of as a precursor to contemporary sampling practices.

3) Furthermore, he emphasized the importance of play (in his terms, jeu) in the creation of music. Schaeffer's idea of jeu comes from the French verb jouer, which carries the same double meaning as the English verb play: 'to enjoy oneself by interacting with one's surroundings', as well as 'to operate a musical instrument'. This notion is the core of musique concrète.

Keep these criteria in mind and look at this page of examples culled by Marcin Ramocki from the Nasty Nets blog. While it's true that each post has a specific and sometimes quite literal satiric intent there is a sense of randomness of a quasi-oceanic environment being dipped into and splashed about. The difficulty of trying to explain this art to the dry, very dry, resentful people who hang around the Rhizome chatboards is they can't hear the music. They expended much effort to prove that all this quotation had been a function of Net Art all along and there was "nothing new here." But the sampling of Nasty Nets, et al wasn't just for analytical or statistical purposes, there was an invisible tune everyone was riffing on. Fortunately some people got that.

Get Low

This is funny (thanks PC). Put in the "artists might as well retire" category.

YouTube link

As usual the YouTube commenters zero in on the most important issue: "That gear is hella easy to get. I saved my honor and when I got to level 60 I already had enough honor to buy."

Chivalry Isn't Dead, Just Annoying

Seen on NYC subway:

Group of three seats near door of R train occupied by woman and sleeping man with an empty seat between them.
Middle-aged dude (MAD) plops himself into the empty seat, ostentatiously apologizing to the woman as his fat butt almost pushes her out of hers.
Next, MAD elbows sleeping man, a much younger person wearing an iPod.
"Get up and give this lady a seat!" he says, pointing to a standing woman nearby.
Sleeping man gets up, rubbing sleep out of his eyes, leaving the seat empty.
MAD reaches into his backpack and pulls out a cane, in two snap-together parts, which he has heretofore not needed and which he does not assemble. This PROP is apparently to show why he can't stand up as he cajoles the standing woman to sit in the now-vacated seat. She nods her thanks but does not sit down. The MAD entreats another woman to sit down. She also demurs.
Finally the first woman sits down.
A good deed done! Yay! And it was no trouble at all.